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Joke 1

Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Joke 2

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.

Joke 3

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

Joke 4

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in — it’s cold out here!

Joke 5

What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper.

Joke 6

What room has no doors?
A mushroom.

Joke 7

Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Joke 8

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.

Joke 9

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.

Joke 10

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.

Joke 11

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Joke 12

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry — it’s only a joke.

Joke 13

Who was the fastest man in the Bible?
Adam — he was first in the human race.

Joke 14

Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
Nehemiah — knee-high-miah.